Check it out! There’s an old saying in Hollywood that books are written for people who love to read, while scripts are written for people who hate to read. In our ongoing effort to offer you the most innovative, cutting edge, eclectic and flat out unusual football analysis site anywhere on the web The Signal Caller offers you — for absolutely no rhyme or reason in the world — an assorted collection of television scripts and other miscellaneous writing samples…All authored by The Signal Caller himself. I guess you could call them “Signal Caller Originals.” Okay, that sounds a lot more lame out loud than it did in my head. At any rate, from Seinfeld to The X-Files and beyond, open the file that strikes your fancy and read away!
FRASIER — “GRAVE CONCERNS” : Frasier’s relationship with Seattle journalist Celia Meyer is heating up. Their courtship redirects abruptly however when Celia, a widow, confesses to Frasier that she has recently been on the receiving end of a series of otherworldly visits from her late husband. Frasier is torn in a tug-of-war between the best and the worst of himself. The therapist in him is resolute about tackling the issue head on to rid Celia of what he sees as obvious delusions, while the fainthearted alarmist in him wants to run scared at the mere notion of being targeted from beyond the grave…Martin, meanwhile, finds himself at the mercy of the most unlikely of obsessions: Surfing the Internet. What started as a few quick tips from Daphne has now become a spicy and scandalous fixation.…With the help of Niles, Frasier weighs his options. He ignores his father’s advice and decides the most direct way to guide Celia through this ordeal and mend her mind is to spend an uninterrupted weekend with her at her estate outside the city…Over the weekend when a series of unsettling events at the mansion culminate with Celia’s electric being lost in the rumbling darkness of a lightning storm, Frasier’s noble intentions quickly give way to his terrified imagination.
TO READ THE SCRIPT, CLICK HERE>Frasier PDF
SEINFELD — “THE WITCH HUNT” : Jerry considers his options when he finds himself in a relationship with a mysterious and somewhat peculiar poet whom Kramer and George suspect of dabbling in the black arts…Kramer, meanwhile, is busy getting locked and loaded to participate in a large scale Civil War reenactment being staged in Central Park…Much to her dismay, Elaine has been called on to “officiate” this pseudo-battle as J. Peterman has volunteered his catalog and his staff toward sponsorship of the event… George’s frustration hits a boiling point as he is shot down at every turn in his efforts to jump in on the reenactment action himself.
TO READ THE SCRIPT, CLICK HERE> Seinfeld PDF
THE X-FILES (TWO PARTS) “RELICT” & “AURELIUS” :When a member of an FBI Tactical Team vanishes in the mountains of West Virginia, a right-wing militia loyalist falls under suspicion. But when the case comes to the attention of Special Agents Fox Mulder and Dana Scully, Mulder develops a far different theory as to who, or what, is responsible for the disappearance…After the missing Agent’s body turns up in a remote cavern, inexplicably impaled, Scully suspects the occult. But Mulder disagrees, positing that the Agent has fallen prey to something far more primal. Something far more savage…Another bizarre disappearance, a seasoned horseman accosted on a riding trail, produces a witness. The survivor’s eerie account appears to lend substance to Mulder’s belief that an age-old legend has come to the fore in the mountains of Appalachia. With little to act on the Agents enlist the help of a local recluse…Reputedly the only man to have survived the creature’s attack. As Mulder ventures into the wilderness to locate the old man, Scully makes an unsettling discovery about the deceptive woodsmen’s past. A realization that has her fearing for her partner’s life…With a desperate murderer in pursuit, Mulder races to find the most notorious undiscovered primate in all of nature…Before it kills again!
TO READ PART 1, CLICK HERE> The X-Files…Part I
TO READ PART 2, CLICK HERE> The X-Files…Part II
WHEN EMERALDS WEEP — A SHORT STORY: Fifty years have drifted by since Cora Hawthorne experienced the best and the worst life has to offer…After falling in love under the glow of a summer carousel, tragic circumstances forced her to feign indifference and break off her engagement with the love of her life…The word she dreaded soon arrived. Her dearest Sullivan, misguided and heartbroken, had forsaken a promising career to depart for Europe with an eye toward doing right by his country in a time of war…Soon after, too soon, Cora received notice that on a cold night in France Sullivan indeed paid the ultimate price…She never wed, so she never widowed. Why then, did she feel like one all the same? Such was her lot in life for the five decades that followed. Wondering what filled Sullivan’s troubled heart in his final moments. Pondering the many possibilities of his final thoughts…Fifty years to the day later, however, a mysterious missive arrives at her doorstep…guided by the most fortuitous and unlikely of variables. Will this strange letter at long last provide the answers Cora has spent a lifetime searching for?
TO READ THE STORY, CLICK HERE>When Emeralds Weep
THE SIX ANGELS OF ALBATROSS: In the waning months of 1962, American sailors are turning up dead on ships out of port in Guantanamo Bay, Cuba. The Agency of Naval Investigation dispatches Lieutenant Jutland Ryder to investigate. The cryptic signature of the murders defies explanation, leading Ryder to wonder if he has stumbled across a twentieth century night stalker…The evidence leads Ryder to suspect a highly-decorated naval officer and combat veteran named Adrian Stokes. The case takes a strange turn when Stokes vanishes before he can be questioned, and the investigators discover that, according to the Navy, he was actually killed in the line of duty ten years prior…A murky figure emerges to warn Ryder that he has unwittingly stumbled into the fallout of a classified project gone awry. Since the end of the Second World War, he is told, the U.S. has been in a scientific race with the Soviets to create a psychologically and physically superior human weapon…A race spearheaded by a polyglot group of the world’s finest scientific minds known as the Angelic Six. TO READ THE STORY, CLICK HERE> Albatross